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01:33 am: THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH

OM NOM NOM J0K3R 
OK I'M DONE WITH THAT SHIT I FUCKING SWEAR EXCEPT THAT I'M NOT
NO REALLY THOUGH



Ungh....christ.

One hundred seventy-one days. Just under six months. Six months. Six months. SIX MOTHER-FUCKING-MONTHS NHAAA

That's the sound Frankenstein's monster makes when he's HONGRY.

AND I AM HONGRY. Like David Bowie, I have teh hungre, and like Petre Mruhpy, I've got the fear of fear. FEAR OF ALL FEARS. Or something. Also, much like Robyn Hitchcock, I'm feeling young and dignified. But other than that, I just feel like shit. David Caruso once told me that a man is like-a the moon, he is invincible when he is white and full. What David didn't know was that "people" with hell-hair don't really count as people, much less men, and that what he had told me was viciously retarded, so I kicked his stupid bobble-head off, right the fuck off. He's a good guy. Anyway, I'm feeling a litle bit Welsh, which probably means I gotta sing, but it could also mean that Al Jolson is back in town. But really, when was that ever front-page news? My point is, "The Dark Knight" isn't coming out for another one hundred seventy-one days, which is also about six months, which is also nearly half a year, which is also just a really fucking long time. So yeah, I'm excited. The Joker has brought the party to my pants since I was like, five. I  mean, that's normal, right?













HA

 

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From:siko_k
Date:January 28th, 2008 01:54 pm (UTC)
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Lulz Al Jolsons blaccent
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