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01:55 pm: YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS CAPTAIN


There actually is no reason for this, other than...well.

THIS
















I SHALL SPEAK OF THIS NO FURTHER

EXCEPT THAT I DEFINITELY WILL

THERE ARE STILL SO MANY QUESTIONS THAT HAVE GONE UNANSWERED

IF HE WAS TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL THEN I WONDER WHERE HE WAS TOUCHED

IF HE OWNS A BISEXUAL GUINEA PIG NAMED FREEDOM THEN WHY DO I FEEL OPPRESSED

IF HE STOLE TWO PAIRS OF VULCAN EARS THEN WHO WAS THE OTHER PAIR FOR...ROMULAN KIRK

IF HE STEALS BRAINS THEN AM I ALLOWED TO STEAL ASSES PLZKTHXBYE

THE ANSWER YOU SEEK:

PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH SHOVE HIM IN AN OVEN AND COOK HIM AT 360 DEGREES THEN DRENCH HIM IN LEMON BUTTER SAUCE AND ALSO SOME CRACKED PEPPER TO TASTE

I WANT HIM TO BE GOLDEN BROWN

AND WHY NOT









FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL

Current Mood: SET PHASERS TO BLUEBERRY
Current Music: THE EXTREME TWIST
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From:wiser_9
Date:May 21st, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
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THE INTENSE SOMETHING I FEEL FOR THIS POST--IT CANNOT BE EXPRESSED BY CAPSLOCK ALONE. WHY MUST THE MEANS OF EXPRESSION BE SO LIMITED? PORQUE, DIOS MIO, PORQUEEE?

AND-AND-AND, I ALSO FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT BECAUSE, HOLY FUCK, HE HAS A BISEXUAL GUINEA PIG? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW DOES ONE COME TO DISCOVER THAT THEIR GUINEA PIG IS INDEED BISEXUAL?

FINALLY, I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR INSANITY. BUT...I LIKE IT.

ALSO, KEEP POSTING, MAN, KEEP POSTING.

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From:wiser_9
Date:May 22nd, 2009 10:33 am (UTC)
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ABOUT THE GUINEA PIG.

I NOW KNOW WTF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

IN FACT. I SAW THE EPISODE WHEN IT CAME OUT.

IT ALL CAME RUSHING BACK TO ME IN A FLOOD OF GLORY AND INTENSE AFFECTION.
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From:thepratingknave
Date:May 22nd, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC)

WHY ARE KIRK'S EYES BLUE AND MCCOY'S EYES BROWN GOUGE AND SWITCH PLZ

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O HI

I REMEMBER YOU

YOUR ICON GIVES ME A HARDON

I WANT TO EAT HIS EYES AND NOSE AND MOUTH OM NOM NOM

ALSO WHERE ARE HIS SYBROWS

OH THAT'S RIGHT HE TRADED THEM IN FOR THE SAKE OF VULCAN MANSCAPING

IT IS ONLY LOGICAL

About that guinea pig. It was totally pwned by an unfortunately placed steamroller, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. I forgot to mention that I want to eat his ears, more specifically his Vulcan ears.

Although they are not real, THEY WILL ALWAYS BE REAL IN MY HEART. AND STOMACH.

The intense WTF I feel when reading your comments only makes me appreciate you that much more.

I DON'T KNOW YOU

BUT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN YOU SEE IT

THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF YOU:

YOU HAVE A JOHN OLIVER ICON AND A NEW SPOCK ICON

YOU'RE POSSIBLY A FAN OF THE ZQ'S CRAZY AWSUM ASS

AND YOU COMMENTED ON MY BILLY POST

TRICORDER READINGS INDICATE THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY COOL

I'm pleased to find that you like my ramblings. I think. Oh, you don't have to tell me to keep posting. I've had this thing for, what, three years, and I've accumulated a fucking mountain of posts, like, maybe even twenty. Not even.

I do a lot of lurking because I am, in fact, a creep.

"FLOOD OF GLORY AND INTENSE AFFECTION" made me smile.

I KNOW THIS FEELING.



P.S. I really can't stop looking at your icon...HOMG

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From:siko_k
Date:May 22nd, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)
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Ohhh, you told me of this. You told me of this and I believed. But now I BELIEVE.

So yeah, like, I just popped a huge fucking boner over this. SET PHASERS TO STUNNING.

I like your location. A lot. A little too much. I will send you the little bit of that fic I have for analysis. Email y/n?

JES

JES

GET ALL UP IN THAT CLOAKING DEVICE

JESSSSS

O WAIT THAT ONE ISN'T REAL

Blueberry Romulan

I WOULD RATHER DIE IN AAAAAGONY

Nom nom

Blueberry Romulan

Seriously though, that expression's really hot.

"He's a sorcerer, this one! He reads the thoughts in my head!"

Yeah, bb, that's nothing compared to what you're going to do laterz <3

ERROR

What Nomad was really thinking:

RED LIGHT PANIC TERROR
ERROR ERROR
I'LL CUT HER FROM EAR TO EAR
BLUE FUNK PANIC TERROR
ERROR ERROR
I'LL CUT HER
I'LL CUT HER
I'LL CUT HER
CUT HER
FUCK HER UP


Which I guess referred to Scotty considering that he killed him and everything.

Right, that just turned into a mini picspam. I blame the lack of sleep and your influence.
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From:thepratingknave
Date:May 22nd, 2009 11:56 pm (UTC)

STAR TREK XII: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S ASS

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IS THIS TYPE OF BULLSHIT REALLY CALLED FOR

FIRST, FUCK YOU

SECOND, FUCK YOU

THIRD, YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON

DON'T WORRY I LIKE THE PICSPAM

I WANT THE PICSPAM

GIVE IT TO ME

ALSO YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

IF YOU WANT TO SET PHASERS TO STUNNING THEN THAT'S YOUR CHOICE BUT PERSONALLY I WOULD SET PHASERS TO BLUEBERRY

OR TO KILL

I LIKE THAT LOCATION JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO

I KNOW THAT EXPRESSION IS HOT I TOLD YOU IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES IT'S GOOD

IF KIRK IS A SORCEROR THEN ROMULAN COMMANDER IS AN ASSHOLE

HE JUST WANTS HIS VULCAN BB BACK

DOUBLE ENTAWNDRE

YES EMAIL YOUR WICKED MAGIC TO ME

I WILL BE THE FINAL JUDGE

I WANT YOU TO WRITE THIS AND I WANT TO COLLABORATE

I WANT TO BELIEVE

WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT NOMAD FUCKED SPOCK RIGHT AFTER THAT PHOTOGRAPH WAS TAKEN

THE PHOTOGRAPHER HELD HIM DOWN

THE MAKEUP ARTIST ASSISTED

AND SPOCK WAS LIKE "HALP"

AND NOMAD WAS ALL LIKE "THIS ROBOT ONLY WANTS CONTACT WITH THE UNIT SPOCK"

AND THEN THEY ALL DIED

ALONG WITH DEFOREST KELLEY, BUT THAT WAS FROM GEORGIAN CANCER SYNDROME SO IT DOESN'T COUNT

GO TO HELL

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From:siko_k
Date:May 23rd, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)

Re: STAR TREK XII: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S ASS

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SWEET GEORGIAN CANCER SYNDROME - SAFEWAY POTATO SALAD STYLE

HE'S NOT GONNA KILL YA

NOMAD'S ROBOT SEX LIFE )': THAT'S A TEAR, ASSHOLE
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