YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS CAPTAIN
There actually is no reason for this, other than...well.
I SHALL SPEAK OF THIS NO FURTHER
EXCEPT THAT I DEFINITELY WILL
THERE ARE STILL SO MANY QUESTIONS THAT HAVE GONE UNANSWERED
IF HE WAS TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL THEN I WONDER WHERE HE WAS TOUCHED
IF HE OWNS A BISEXUAL GUINEA PIG NAMED FREEDOM THEN WHY DO I FEEL OPPRESSED
IF HE STOLE TWO PAIRS OF VULCAN EARS THEN WHO WAS THE OTHER PAIR FOR...ROMULAN KIRK
IF HE STEALS BRAINS THEN AM I ALLOWED TO STEAL ASSES PLZKTHXBYE
THE ANSWER YOU SEEK:
PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH SHOVE HIM IN AN OVEN AND COOK HIM AT 360 DEGREES THEN DRENCH HIM IN LEMON BUTTER SAUCE AND ALSO SOME CRACKED PEPPER TO TASTE
I WANT HIM TO BE GOLDEN BROWN
AND WHY NOT
FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL
Current Mood: SET PHASERS TO BLUEBERRY
Current Music: THE EXTREME TWIST
THE INTENSE SOMETHING I FEEL FOR THIS POST--IT CANNOT BE EXPRESSED BY CAPSLOCK ALONE. WHY MUST THE MEANS OF EXPRESSION BE SO LIMITED? PORQUE, DIOS MIO, PORQUEEE?
AND-AND-AND, I ALSO FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT BECAUSE, HOLY FUCK, HE HAS A BISEXUAL GUINEA PIG? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW DOES ONE COME TO DISCOVER THAT THEIR GUINEA PIG IS INDEED BISEXUAL?
FINALLY, I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR INSANITY. BUT...I LIKE IT.
ALSO, KEEP POSTING, MAN, KEEP POSTING.
WHY ARE KIRK'S EYES BLUE AND MCCOY'S EYES BROWN GOUGE AND SWITCH PLZ
I REMEMBER YOU
YOUR ICON GIVES ME A HARDON
I WANT TO EAT HIS EYES AND NOSE AND MOUTH OM NOM NOM
ALSO WHERE ARE HIS SYBROWS
OH THAT'S RIGHT HE TRADED THEM IN FOR THE SAKE OF VULCAN MANSCAPING
IT IS ONLY LOGICAL
About that guinea pig. It was totally pwned by an unfortunately placed steamroller, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. I forgot to mention that I want to eat his ears, more specifically his Vulcan ears.
Although they are not real, THEY WILL ALWAYS BE REAL IN MY HEART. AND STOMACH.
The intense WTF I feel when reading your comments only makes me appreciate you that much more.
I DON'T KNOW YOU
BUT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN YOU SEE IT
THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF YOU:
YOU HAVE A JOHN OLIVER ICON AND A NEW SPOCK ICON
YOU'RE POSSIBLY A FAN OF THE ZQ'S CRAZY AWSUM ASS
AND YOU COMMENTED ON MY BILLY POST
TRICORDER READINGS INDICATE THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY COOL
I'm pleased to find that you like my ramblings. I think. Oh, you don't have to tell me to keep posting. I've had this thing for, what, three years, and I've accumulated a fucking mountain of posts, like, maybe even twenty. Not even.
I do a lot of lurking because I am, in fact, a creep.
"FLOOD OF GLORY AND INTENSE AFFECTION" made me smile.
I KNOW THIS FEELING.
P.S. I really can't stop looking at your icon...HOMG
|Date:||May 22nd, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)|| |
Ohhh, you told me of this. You told me of this and I believed. But now I BELIEVE
So yeah, like, I just popped a huge fucking boner over this. SET PHASERS TO STUNNING
I like your location. A lot. A little too much. I will send you the little bit of that fic I have for analysis. Email y/n?
GET ALL UP IN THAT CLOAKING DEVICE
O WAIT THAT ONE ISN'T REAL
I WOULD RATHER DIE IN AAAAAGONYSeriously though, that expression's really hot.
"He's a sorcerer, this one! He reads the thoughts in my head!"
Yeah, bb, that's nothing compared to what you're going to do laterz <3
What Nomad was really thinking:RED LIGHT PANIC TERROR
I'LL CUT HER FROM EAR TO EAR
BLUE FUNK PANIC TERROR
I'LL CUT HER
I'LL CUT HER
I'LL CUT HER
FUCK HER UP
Which I guess referred to Scotty considering that he killed him and everything.
Right, that just turned into a mini picspam. I blame the lack of sleep and your influence.
STAR TREK XII: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S ASS
IS THIS TYPE OF BULLSHIT REALLY CALLED FOR
FIRST, FUCK YOU
SECOND, FUCK YOU
THIRD, YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON
DON'T WORRY I LIKE THE PICSPAM
I WANT THE PICSPAM
GIVE IT TO ME
ALSO YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
IF YOU WANT TO SET PHASERS TO STUNNING THEN THAT'S YOUR CHOICE BUT PERSONALLY I WOULD SET PHASERS TO BLUEBERRY
OR TO KILL
I LIKE THAT LOCATION JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO
I KNOW THAT EXPRESSION IS HOT I TOLD YOU IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES IT'S GOOD
IF KIRK IS A SORCEROR THEN ROMULAN COMMANDER IS AN ASSHOLE
HE JUST WANTS HIS VULCAN BB BACK
YES EMAIL YOUR WICKED MAGIC TO ME
I WILL BE THE FINAL JUDGE
I WANT YOU TO WRITE THIS AND I WANT TO COLLABORATE
I WANT TO BELIEVE
WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT NOMAD FUCKED SPOCK RIGHT AFTER THAT PHOTOGRAPH WAS TAKEN
THE PHOTOGRAPHER HELD HIM DOWN
THE MAKEUP ARTIST ASSISTED
AND SPOCK WAS LIKE "HALP"
AND NOMAD WAS ALL LIKE "THIS ROBOT ONLY WANTS CONTACT WITH THE UNIT SPOCK"
AND THEN THEY ALL DIED
ALONG WITH DEFOREST KELLEY, BUT THAT WAS FROM GEORGIAN CANCER SYNDROME SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
GO TO HELL